Do I really want to be America’s Next Great Author?

I was excited to hear about the new reality show for writers, America’s Next Great Author. (I wished the reality competition for public speakers, The Messengers, went somewhere.) Judging from what I’ve seen so far, it sounds like America’s Next Great Author will take writing seriously. At least, I hope it won’t be about forming alliances, backstabbing adversaries, and cavorting around in bathing suits. I got on their mailing list and started following tips on meeting their requirements.

But when they opened for applications, I got cold feet. While six months away at a retreat sounds like a writer’s dream, I’d be away from my family and the writing job that provides for us. And scariest of all, what if I win? Winning a reality competition doesn’t guarantee success. For every Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood, there are dozens of reality show winners who fade into obscurity. (Or get in trouble for failing to pay their taxes.) Ultimately, readers decide which authors succeed.

What does it really mean to be America’s next great author?

Every author dreams about writing the next blockbuster bestseller that gets a seven-figure movie deal. It was my dream when I decided to become a writer in high school. But I accepted years ago that I’m not likely to have that level of success, and I’m OK with that. I’m happy…