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In Magadonia
Jun 3, 2023
In Magadonia, the streets are clean.
No melanined faces are ever seen.
You won’t find Muslims and Jews.
You can rape underage girls whenever you choose.
In Magadonia, you’re safe to roam
With an AR-15 in every home.
Children in schools learn the golden rules:
Hate all the gays and burn fossil fuels.
Magadonia is the place to stay
As long as you shut up and obey.
They’ll keep you safe from the liberal hordes
If you slave for your billionaire overlords.
